Jay-Z Addresses Getting Stomped in an Elevator and My Essay on it is Relevant Again

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‘member that time Solange punched the hell outta Jay-Z’s balls with her big toe? What a blow (to his ego and otherwise). I am happy to report that Jay-Z’s healed nicely and released the most tea-spillinist album of all the occupants of that elevator. I’m also happy to report that I WAS RIGHT in my […]

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